A guy who takes jokes to far sometimes. He is funny MOST of the time. He gets a lot of girls that hit on him but he does not notice it. He sets high goals for himself and throws a touture tantrum when he does not acheive them. He always wants him to feel like the best in the world and all you are is some drug addict living in hell.
Niko: Do you know what?
Niko: Your crush is calling for you
(Freind runs away and looks all over, Niko steals his stuff and does not come back)