pefnar

1)noun
2)P.E.F.N.A.R Penis Erection For No Apparent Reason
3)When out of nowhere, in unsuspecting situations, the penis suddenly becomes erect, causing great embarassment if not dealt with immediately
"I was sitting in church, next to my grandparents, and i totally got a pefnar!"
by sean September 29, 2003
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cock jockey

someone who intentionally jockeys the cock results ina big white explosion of the MAN juice in ones anal cavity.

(I actually thought of this before I found it on here.But whatever.I've been using it for a little while.But people still think this is the best definition to any word.Sorry for whoever thought of it and me claiming I did.I never saw this site until today when someone told me about it on the net.)
Ex:Jason,Kody,David the Bi Kid
Sentence:Jason is a cock jockey.
by Sean March 31, 2004
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Silly Willy

This is when a guy is getting head from a girl, and right before he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and sticks his wet dick in the girls ear and then blows his load in it.
Jack pulled out of Jill's mouth and gave her a Silly Willy.
by Sean January 21, 2005
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mow box

I mow box for a living
by Sean February 23, 2003
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MTV VMA

the most categorizing combination of bullshit thaat even the US government couldnt come up with
The MTV VMA lets kids know that they are slaves to the system
by sean August 30, 2003
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Selling like beer

Upon using the phrase "selling like hotcakes" to describe an item that sells really fast, I realized that I dont know what a hotcake is, nor have I ever sold or bought one. So I decided that beer is the fastest selling item I could think of. So I am officially changing the old phrase "selling like hotcakes" to "selling like beer"
by Sean August 02, 2004
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nascar

"non athletic sport centered around rednecks"
by sean November 18, 2004
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