2 definitions by seamus mulholland

penish

A penis which is or is smaller then 1 inch,
'ish' as in kind of, but not full.

guy 1:why was i born with a penish!?
guy 2:no way, yr dicks smaller than 1 inch!?

by seamus mulholland November 21, 2007

german dogs playing snooker while cuming.

bruno played snooker while jacking off/schnookums, past. schnookumed.

by seamus mulholland January 12, 2008