Definitions by señor snatch

Booty Jeff

When a jewish man tries to eat a woman out, but she sneezes and he accidentally sticks his nose up her butt hole.

Bro, I totally booty jeffed Sydney last night. It smelled like shut.

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When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.

My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.

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