1 definition by screwyoudude
The biggest piece of sh*t. Typically likes running around on women and lying to them about it. Likes having a stockpile of less than attractive, issue ridden females to talk to him when he is all alone because all friends have abandoned him. Caution: A ryne will try to have sex with every female regardless of age, sexual orientation or personal hygiene.
answers phone: "Hello"
Female voice responds: "Hi this is Christi! Have you by chance seen or heard from Ryne? I miss him incredibly and I am having an emergency."
Myself: "Well yes I have indeed Christi! He is regrettably either at Stephanie's or at Ashley's. I am so sorry to inform you."
Female voice responds: "Hi this is Christi! Have you by chance seen or heard from Ryne? I miss him incredibly and I am having an emergency."
Myself: "Well yes I have indeed Christi! He is regrettably either at Stephanie's or at Ashley's. I am so sorry to inform you."
by screwyoudude August 16, 2010