douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.
My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.
by scott negley March 21, 2007
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mexican birthday cake

The act of eating several helpings of beans and deficating them on somebodys person.
I gave Sherry a mexican birthday cake and she was delighted to receive it.
by scott negley March 21, 2007
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