Definitions by scary_applebees <3

Mema

mema is so tHoughtful!
thEy’re just so nice!

you’ll Like them a lot!
they’re the Perfect sister!
🆘

you: hey Markus! How’s Mema?
me: *blinks twice*
you: hello?
me: oh she’s great!

Mema by scary_applebees <3 June 29, 2021

Lauren Man 

the hottest person alive

way hotter than you

out of your league

(wouldn’t tell me how to spell their last name 😐)

me: are you even friends with Lauren Man
you: um no..
me: then get a life loser 🙄

Lauren Man by scary_applebees <3 June 14, 2021

3_59am 

Superior mutual
the best content creator on tiktok

hotter than you

me: are you following 3_59am on tiktok?
you: no..?
me: don’t talk to me 😐‼️🤣

3_59am by scary_applebees <3 June 3, 2021