neo-con

invincible on the home front, but invisible on the REAL front (the front lines of a war, that is).

basically a tough-talking, know-nothing blowhard who lives vicariously through our REAL heroes - the brave fighting men and women in uniform who preserve the freedom by which we live.

those damn blood-thirsty, flag-waving uber-patriot neo-cons are at it again, sticking their big fat hairy noses where they don't belong!

by sascha dinkelmann May 01, 2006

wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005