sammythejuice's definitions
the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
by sammythejuice October 24, 2011
Get the italian lawn jockey handoffmug. Me:Man Im so drunk Id hook up with any bore in this place.
Friend: dude as long as you got your boar tags.
Me: Man dont need them, its always boar season haha
Friend: dude as long as you got your boar tags.
Me: Man dont need them, its always boar season haha
by sammythejuice October 23, 2011
Get the Boarmug. Dude you want to get drunk? Yeah we should rack off eachother.
We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.
We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.
by sammythejuice September 14, 2011
Get the racking offmug.