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Gryphon

A menopausal landwhale native to South Carolina. Has all the traits of the classic Karen, but is also notable for their morbid obesity and tendency to live vicariously through younger women.

"Did you see that miserable tub of lard try to throw her weight around?"

"I sure did. What a Gryphon!"

by saltminer January 22, 2022