almoranha

n. Spanglish slang combining the words "almond" and "piranha", used to describe a hemorrhoid.

Go light on the picante, Juan, my almoranhas are feeling like a solar flare.

by Sally Flashman June 28, 2003

Kitty Boy

The hallowed name of the best cat that ever tolerated me.

Kitty Boy had a toe fall off one summer.

by sally flashman July 12, 2003