1 definition by salad tits
as seen in rihanna's video "umbrella" a retarded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. The tits of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play Cats (not in the video "umbrella")
Shit son! There's that retarded ballerina again, tiptoeing up to the bus stop...let's kick her toes!
by salad tits May 17, 2007