salad fingers147's definitions

mother

The first lady of the chav household. She is often found whiling away the days watching her relatives on Trisha in her cigarette-stained dressing gown, yelling at the little chavs and smoking 60+ cigarettes a day.

Defining characteristics of chav mothers are:

i) A penchant for smoking
ii) Being single
iii) A love of TV-related magazines

by salad fingers147 December 28, 2005