1 definition by salad comma dick
1. a salad mixed with loads of penis
2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face
3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad
2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face
3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad
1. "Wow, that mailman made the best dick salad ever!"
2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."
3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"
2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."
3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"
by salad comma dick June 15, 2008