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The last girl a guy dates before coming out of the closet.

Particularly applicable when this has happened many times to the same girl; she is the train men ride from their closet in Trenton to the out and proud parades of Philly.

A doubly unwitting beard.

A special kind of fag hag.
Don't mess around on that SEPTA, she'll be the last ride you take.

Turn them once: shame on you. Turn them twice: you are the SEPTA.

(To a gay man): Don't get your hopes up just 'cause I'm riding the SEPTA.
by s. pearre July 25, 2009
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