russianbear54's definitions

J.Lo

A heinous mutant with an elephant's ass and an intellect of a door knob. A diva in american pop culture i.e. a paragon of abysmal taste and grotesque cacophony. Exposure and rise to success is a result of diligent fellation.

Is that a cello?
No, it's J.Lo.

by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

doom 3

A proven cure for constipation.

Doom 3 is one spooky motherfucking game.

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

syriana

A long-forgotten 2005 Academy Award winning geo-politcal thriller which won Jorge Clooney his Oscar. A captivating drama exploring America's lust for oil by connecting several plot lines. Unfortunately a typical American is too stupid to follow it flips the channel to TRL.

Syriana is a movie made by Terrorists.

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006