10 definitions by russianbear54

A person born in Russia.
Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink.

Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.
Tom:"Damn, that skinny kid has alot of zits!"
Dan:"Yeah, he must be Russian."
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
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I very gifted actor. Recently I've checked his filmography and realized that I've seen most of his films an never recognized him.
Jeffrey Wright is a brilliant actor.
by russianbear54 September 12, 2006
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An idiotic, homoerotic sport which looks like a bunch of apes trying to have sex with each other. It was named 'football' by a misinformed redneck who wasn't privy to the fact that the most popular sport in the world already carries that name. It is a result of international espionage because it appears vertually identical to rugby, so there's nothing original there. To enjoy American Football you need an IQ of a beach towel and a steady diet of beer and fried chicken.
Dad, is that a gay gang bang?
No son, this is American Football
by russianbear54 September 12, 2006
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