Definitions by rumpelstilskins lover

coach mac 

likes harry potter. eats the wrong kind of pizza and teaches about dead people. probably will give you covid

“did coach mac cough today?”
“yeah, let’s kill him!!”

coach mac by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020

rumple 

to fold. sometimes pussy, sometimes ass. you on that kinky stuff you like to be folded into origami paper airplanes

“how’s christina?”

“she made me rumple her...”
“VERSACI!”

rumple by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020

macklechunk 

that moment when- when the triscuits are gluten free but somehow your mom is a virgin so you don’t know how you exist but your boyfriend can’t get un rumpled and your homework is due in marchtember

“how’s the macklechunk?”
“you hœ!” *slaps to know about it deeply*

macklechunk by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020

ruby 

random girl who breaks into houses to tickle buttholes with toby flenderson

oh my god it’s ruby hide your anus!!

ruby by rumpelstilskins lover October 16, 2019