macklechunk

that moment when- when the triscuits are gluten free but somehow your mom is a virgin so you don’t know how you exist but your boyfriend can’t get un rumpled and your homework is due in marchtember

“how’s the macklechunk?”
“you hœ!” *slaps to know about it deeply*

by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020

coach mac

likes harry potter. eats the wrong kind of pizza and teaches about dead people. probably will give you covid

“did coach mac cough today?”
“yeah, let’s kill him!!”

by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020

ruby

random girl who breaks into houses to tickle buttholes with toby flenderson

oh my god it’s ruby hide your anus!!

by rumpelstilskins lover October 16, 2019

rumple

to fold. sometimes pussy, sometimes ass. you on that kinky stuff you like to be folded into origami paper airplanes

“how’s christina?”

“she made me rumple her...”
“VERSACI!”

by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020