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jake dakin

famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.

jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed

by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021