Definitions by rowan B the bad young brother

turkey truncheon 

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

turkey truncheon by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

cream slice 

The female genitalia. Usually one of a gorgeous girl.

Her cream slice was delicious, juicy and tender

cream slice by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

wog socket 

A female who only allows black men to to have sexual activity with her.

'wow look at that hot girl over there'
'dont even bother son, your not black and she's a total wog socket'

wog socket by rowan B the bad young brother July 16, 2006