ross turner's definitions

turtle syndrome

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.

i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.

by ross turner December 29, 2007

turtle syndrome

turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.

this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome.

by ross turner December 6, 2007