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Alon

Bitch nigga that’s always depressed and plays on the local football team for clout. Also dresses in beta male clothing like HM and Fashion nova

Yo wassup alon, how’s it going?
Not much just kinda sad

by Ron Johnson March 5, 2019

poop friend

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.

ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!

by ron johnson October 30, 2004