Definitions by rob oyns

King Turd Of Shit Mountain 

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!

did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?

King Turd Of Shit Mountain by rob oyns October 11, 2006