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1. A cock that looks deceptively small, but once it's full sized can create a river of bludge.

2. A man who manages to consistently convince women he's sensitive, and predictably turns into a bastard when he has slept with them.
Baby don't be fooled, this decepticock will ruin you

Baby don't be fooled, he's a decepticock.
by rickster rick March 20, 2010

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