richard vendor's definitions

flog the floppies

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.

Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

baby bird

An exposed testicle, intentional or not.

"Dude! next time you spot me on bench press, wear some longer shorts! You're totally sporting a baby bird!"

or

"Man, that blond is hot! I'm gonna' sit across from her and flash the baby bird!"

by richard vendor October 22, 2012