Definitions by rev. barky

Toadler 

Derogatory variation of "toddler" used by the childfree community.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop with his toadler strapped to his chest.

Toadler by rev. barky January 3, 2010

Loaf Harness 

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

Loaf Harness by rev. barky January 3, 2010