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Loaf Harness
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A silly
looking
harness
designed for carrying a
small child
next to a persons chest.
The breeder walked into the
coffee shop
wearing
loaf harness carrying a
drooling
infant.
by
rev. barky
January 3, 2010
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Toadler
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Derogatory
variation
of "toddler" used by the childfree
community
.
The
breeder
walked into the
coffee shop
with his toadler
strapped
to his chest.
by
rev. barky
January 3, 2010
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