Toadler

Derogatory variation of "toddler" used by the childfree community.
The breeder walked into the coffee shop with his toadler strapped to his chest.
by rev. barky December 31, 2009
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Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.
The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.
by rev. barky December 31, 2009
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