Gas Man

The most inconvient person with no aspect of time. Whatsoever.

Gas Operator: Yes, well he'll be there tomorrow, Wednesday, between nine and six.
...Wednesday...
No Gas Man...
...Saturday...
21:46: Gas Man: (Finally Arrives) Hello. You called for a Gas Man. Bear in mind I'll charge extra for being called out on the weekend.

by regs_ October 28, 2004

Don't Panic

The single most logical phrase in the entire galaxy. Coined by Douglas Adams it is found in large friendly letters on the front of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

My house as been struck by lightning WITH ME FIXING THE ARIEL for the THIRD time in a row, and my boss has just fired me from my job with brilliant prospects because I had to come in wearing bandages and with crazy sticking-up hair, and your telling me NOT TO PANIC?

by regs_ October 28, 2004

Setna

A recently discovered planetoid outside Pluto in our solar system.

What do you know, I can see Setna, or is it a smuge on my telescope lense?

by regs_ October 28, 2004