swirl pull

you have wiped after a toilet use, but the toilet paper is lodged between the cheeks of your buttocks with the other end dangling in the water. Rather than dislodge the toilet paper by hand you want to see if the flushing swirl will pull the tissue from your buttocks.

I think the toilet paper is stuck up my ass. I will see if the swirl pull will remove it.

by rebelyid April 05, 2006

midnight miner

one who picks their nose in their sleep

he was great in bed but when we woke up I discovered he was a midnight miner

by rebelyid March 03, 2005