Definitions by realest of the real

fake ass hoes

“A collection of 2+ hoes that display unrelenting distrust and unworthiness. As a group they show no signs of genuine loyalty or authenticity, they’ll hype you up to your face and go ghost when it actually matters. Masters of performative support and selective memory when convenient.”

Ebi and Ma refused to comment on my hairstyle after I asked for their opinions, those are some fake ass hoes.

fake ass hoes by realest of the real May 26, 2026