Definitions by realdoorknobboy1234
Washington Lawnmower
To shove a stool up your anal cavity and eat laxatives while having the seat end of the stool lying on another persons chest and to shit on the stool leg and piss on the other person.
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Washington Lawnmower by realdoorknobboy1234 June 11, 2026