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adonist

1) a fan of ADONXS;

2) a person that worships Adonis as the Devil (Satan) by engaging in both homosexual and heterosexual sex orgies.

Person 1: Are you an adonist?
Person 2: Who isn't?

by read poetry and have seks November 4, 2022

Adonxs

The name of Taylor Swift's nineteenth cat.
A rare breed with long legs.

Joe: Oh god what's that in your lap? A puma?
Tay: No, Adonxs is a cat! Purring in my lap 'cause he loves me!
Joe: Flexing like a goddamn acrobat?!
Tay: Me and Adonxs vibe like that!

by read poetry and have seks February 27, 2023

Snow Moon

1) February's full moon, named by Native American tribes for the month's heavy snowfall;
2) a delicious indica marijuana strain with a snowy appearance and forest berries flavor;
2) a very sad song by ADONXS about his manipulative ex.

Person 1: Did you watch the Snow Moon last night?
Person 2: Ain't nobody got time for that.

by read poetry and have seks January 17, 2023