Hillbitches

Nappy girls from mountain towns.

Exist in areas of the United States where the girl guy ratio is fkn horrible. Most likely overweight alcoholics who have part time jobs, are obsessed about "cool" mountain sports even though they suck and rarely bathe.

Sometimes they might be mistaken for prehistoric giant sloths wearing hip flat billed hats and hipster glasses.
"I concur, nothing but dirty hillbitches."

While in Salida Colorado "Check this dirty hillbitch out on Tinder!"
by rblackfox April 26, 2014
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