Definitions by rayofsunpoodle

Pooch Cotato

A domesticated canine whose primary lifestyle or habitual nesting area is the family couch or other large upholstered, soft furniture. Characterized by extensive comfort seeking, burying bones and toys beneath the cushions, and taking offense at rising unless treats or a walk are involved. Blissfully unaware of puns and spoonerisms, good or bad. See also: Couch Potato. Confusable with but unrelated to: Pouch Catato

My poodle is a complete Pooch Cotato until he hears the jingle of his leash after which he becomes a spontaneous acrobat.

Pooch Cotato by rayofsunpoodle September 8, 2026