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Pieces of shit that stick in you butthair. This is really annoying and disgusting.
Sometimes you can put your hand in your pants, grab the dirkjes and smear them out on someones face.
Sometimes you can put your hand in your pants, grab the dirkjes and smear them out on someones face.
Person 1: Damn I think I have some dirkjes...
Person 2: Ewwww...
*Person 1 puts his hand in his pants and smears the shit out on the face of person 2
Person 1: DIRKJES IN YOUR FACE!
Person 2: Ewwww...
*Person 1 puts his hand in his pants and smears the shit out on the face of person 2
Person 1: DIRKJES IN YOUR FACE!
by randomguy 703526 January 12, 2014
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