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Minging individual with a ridiculous barnet who thinks they are "av".
Mankin also known as "Manx", "slim" or "d-hole" thinks he is the big dog of Newcastle, but this is not true.
He is often hard to spot because of his fake facial tan combined with his streaky blonde/ginger hair that makes him look like B Inglis.
He is also 12 slims and hates scran especially beef jerky.
His pastimes include scranning hard and looking for scraps.
You look like an Alastair Mankin
by r ridgway October 25, 2012
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