31 definitions by quan cao tien
BUPA HEALTHCARE CENTRE.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the healthcare centre. When during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his nuts rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his nuts could easily rupture".
”Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral s£x on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, ma'am! at BUPA, those underage patients are being treated under a new physiotherapy method!!!"
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the healthcare centre. When during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his nuts rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his nuts could easily rupture".
”Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral s£x on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, ma'am! at BUPA, those underage patients are being treated under a new physiotherapy method!!!"
by quan cao tien August 7, 2010
Girl friend or gf.
GIRL FRIEND
There are many good things in life, like cars, money, and weed. But if you want something confusing, a girl friend is all you need.
Your babe doesn't say what she wants, but you're somehow supposed to know. If they want to do this or do that, stay here, stay there, or just go.
Then there's the time, you all know what I mean, that monthly little joy. That lets them abuse the crap out of you, just for being a boy.
If you ever dare look at another hot chick, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic.
They give you questions like "Am I fat?", and "If you could go with one of my pals, who?". There is no answer, face the facts, you are definitely through.
They take nothing and blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. So girls, no matter what you think, you are just as hard to understand as us. What a bit of stuff!
There are many good things in life, like cars, money, and weed. But if you want something confusing, a girl friend is all you need.
Your babe doesn't say what she wants, but you're somehow supposed to know. If they want to do this or do that, stay here, stay there, or just go.
Then there's the time, you all know what I mean, that monthly little joy. That lets them abuse the crap out of you, just for being a boy.
If you ever dare look at another hot chick, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic.
They give you questions like "Am I fat?", and "If you could go with one of my pals, who?". There is no answer, face the facts, you are definitely through.
They take nothing and blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. So girls, no matter what you think, you are just as hard to understand as us. What a bit of stuff!
by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
My independence day was great and it was full of activities. In the morning I went to Ba Den Hill in Tay Ninh province, about 60 kms from HCMC, Vietnam. In the afternoon, I came back and then joined an “Independence day” party with my neighbors, and in the evening all of us watched a firework display in Hoc Mon district, HCMC. When we went there at due 9.00 pm, it was so crowded that we all got stuck so that we watched the firework display while we were right in the middle of the main road. That firework display lasted 15 minutes and the fireworks spluttered and went out continuously. We were all so exciting to see that. After the firework display, we all managed to get back but the road was so crowded. Then, my pals suggested that we brought our motorbikes across the median strip and we did so. Luckily, the boys in blue were not there so that we did not get nailed, hi…
I am sure that the boys in blue would have flipped us the bird if they witnessed that incident.
I am sure that the boys in blue would have flipped us the bird if they witnessed that incident.
by quan cao tien November 13, 2010