2 definitions by purpledildopenguin
kiriana's are very shy people but once you get to know them, they are the most fun people to be around!! they have a immense fear of bugs and they are VERY boy crazy!!! once you meet a kiriana, you will never forget about them. although, kiriana's are very obsessive over things they are passionate about. don't be surprised when kiriana shows you her art skills!!!
setting - it's 3am on a school night
kiriana: "guys... MY EYES ARE BURNING OUT!"
evan: "what why? what happened?? kiriana it's 3am!!!!!"
kiriana: "YES I KNOW THAT, I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY ORGANIZING MY PINTEREST BOARD FULL OF GUYS!"
evan: "...i'm sorry what now!??! whatever i'm going back to sleep, have fun!!"
setting - the next day
derek: "what happened last night??"
evan: *sigh* "just kiriana being kiriana."
derek: "oh did she spend the whole night searching up pictures of boys?"
evan: "yup, i'd be surprised if she even wakes up on time for french class!!"
derek: "RIGHT AHAHHAHA POGG!!!!"
kiriana: "guys... MY EYES ARE BURNING OUT!"
evan: "what why? what happened?? kiriana it's 3am!!!!!"
kiriana: "YES I KNOW THAT, I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY ORGANIZING MY PINTEREST BOARD FULL OF GUYS!"
evan: "...i'm sorry what now!??! whatever i'm going back to sleep, have fun!!"
setting - the next day
derek: "what happened last night??"
evan: *sigh* "just kiriana being kiriana."
derek: "oh did she spend the whole night searching up pictures of boys?"
evan: "yup, i'd be surprised if she even wakes up on time for french class!!"
derek: "RIGHT AHAHHAHA POGG!!!!"
by purpledildopenguin June 30, 2021
danu's are funny, intelligent and outgoing people. once you meet one, you'll never want to leave them. danu's will probably show off their artistic abilites and typically they are stellar at swimming. they love anime and would die for an art boyfriend. danu's have an addiction to pinterest and they never seem to pay attention to conversations - talk about short attention span!! they do fairly well in school and have many friends. last but not least, danu's are usually really short. they range from about 4'0-4'11.
kyle: "hey did you hear about danu's new boyfriend?"
erwin: "no?! who is he? well first i'd like to know... is he real?"
kyle: "well... it's kind of hard to explain. you see-"
erwin: "oh how expected. so what's it this time? a genshin character? a mildly attractive picture of a pinterest boy?"
kyle: "yup, it's the latter."
erwin: "..."
kyle: "uh yea..."
erwin: "no?! who is he? well first i'd like to know... is he real?"
kyle: "well... it's kind of hard to explain. you see-"
erwin: "oh how expected. so what's it this time? a genshin character? a mildly attractive picture of a pinterest boy?"
kyle: "yup, it's the latter."
erwin: "..."
kyle: "uh yea..."
by purpledildopenguin September 17, 2021