pumpkin soup's definitions

Angsturbation.

A masturbation session that follows an episode of angst.

Dude one: "Oh man, just had a huge fight with my girlfriend."
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."

Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.

by pumpkin soup February 5, 2015