Definitions by pudding face mcgee

polka dot ding dong 

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.

John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

polka dot ding dong by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006