2 definitions by proudfukboi
A fuckboy is a rude, selfish, childish pussy ass bitchmade motherfucker. Symptoms to watch out for include mooching, complaining, a sense of entitlement, a bunch of tough talk and swagger with nothing to back it up with, and an attitude so shitty that you can smell them coming a mile away. They have no good references in the streets or professionally, but for some reason they still think they are the shit. Which is ironic, because they are a piece of shit, full of shit, they like to gossip and bullshit, their style is shit, they treat people like shit, but one thing they are not, and never ever will be, is "the shit". They try to hide their inner psycho, but it comes to the surface when they don't get their way. They try to"fake it til they make it" but they'll never actually make it. They're the exception to the saying that "you should always be yourself", they know this, so they borrow slang, style and body language from people they wish they could, but never will be able to be like in a million years. They are pitiful but don't feel sorry for them. Nobody could make them happy, probably due to the fact that they seem to enjoy being miserable, if someone were to take a fuck boy out of this world nobody would miss him, but everyone would go to the funeral just to make sure they weren't celebrating too soon. A Nobel Peace Prize would be in order to anybody who could fix a fuck boy.
Hey Fuck Boy, if I give you a few bucks will you go play in traffic? Fuck Boy reply: Well how much are we talking?
by proudfukboi August 7, 2015
Fuck boy checklist: Fuck boys have plenty of haters, very few real friends and no good references. Ask around about him and prepare to be amazed by all the fuck shit he's done to fuck people over or just did because he didn't give a fuck. If you fuck with him he won't do anything back, except bitch up, but he will talk mad shit afterward. Thats how fuck boys roll, they would never actually engage in a direct confrontation but respect is not in their vocabulary. fuck boys cant hold their fuck boy tongues for shit, it is their biggest weakness. Fuck boys will only pretend they're listening when you talk, but they can't resist talking about themselves or things only they care about and will talk over you if they're not done rambling on about their fuck boy shit. While their actions clearly indicate lower intelligence and overall shallowness, they do serve a purpose. We are still trying to figure out what that purpose is, but nothing exists without a reason. Except fuck boys.
by proudfukboi July 12, 2015