whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n

one once thought that whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es was the most superior variant of who.
but they were wrong.
and the god of words has returned to bestow apon them the penultimate who.
bow before it or the infinite wrath of whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’’es'n will be bestowed apon you and it will become a singularity, consuming the entire local group.
even a black hole could not imagine this kind of power.

guy one: whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n thinks they can get on my level
the audience: wheezing
some egomaniac: COME AT ME

by prophet of the word god August 03, 2021

alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

by prophet of the word god August 03, 2021