Definitions by professor panda

dildohawk 

The typical hairstyle of a Tool, or douche bag. Greatly resembles one that of a Fohawk, but with a stronger and slightly more negative connotation to an indavidual's level of "tool-ness".

The guys that work at Abercrombie and Fitch generally sport the dildohawk.

dildohawk by professor panda January 18, 2011