porrasturvat jr.'s definitions

porrasturvat

Referring to a moment in time when a human body is flung as if it was mangled ragdoll and lands in a disgusting, yet satisfying position.

Did you here on the news? That porrasturvat they showed was quite pleasing to the eye until his head hit concrete.

by Porrasturvat Jr. December 31, 2003

trunk monkey

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.

I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.

by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004