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midnight pickler

That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.

Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.

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Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.

My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.

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