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Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
by pooter diddler October 9, 2013
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This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!
by pooter diddler July 19, 2017
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