Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
by pooter diddler October 09, 2013
That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.
Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.
by pooter diddler October 26, 2013