pooter diddler's definitions

Lipjacking

Talking shit to someone, trying to start a fight or brawl.

Hey Tim, You got my back? These fools over there are lipjacking me!

by pooter diddler April 4, 2015

Ham Master

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.

Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!

by pooter diddler May 9, 2015