pooter diddler's definitions

Pee ruse

Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.

Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.

by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

Ham Master

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.

Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!

by pooter diddler May 9, 2015