pookieposts's definitions

coo-coo-cock

When you alarm like a clock but its not your alarm its the boner you have in the morning that wakes you up

this morning 2 minutes before my alarm, I had a coo-coo-cock

by pookieposts March 1, 2023

bonerish

to kind of have a boner

I'm looking a little bonerish

by pookieposts January 12, 2023

badland chugs dick

It's 10 to 15 feet wide

badland chugs dick is so large

by pookieposts January 12, 2023

Do it the tray way

Do it the tray way

Just do it the tray way

by pookieposts March 17, 2023

cup-o-cum

when you cum so fast it fills up a glass in 10 secconds

i have a cup-o-cum

by pookieposts February 2, 2023

FRICK

When you want to say Fuck, but your mom is home so you have to go a step down Because if you say fuck, your mob beats your ass.

Ah FRICK!!! come on mom why did you tell dad I got a 41 on my test?!

by pookieposts March 1, 2023

cum-apult

a catapult filled with cum

the cum-apult flew across the living room

by pookieposts January 17, 2023