João

A man whose penis is uncomonly large. In a way that it goes from Braga to Algarve and then it turns to china.

Often mistaken by: madeireiro profissional, mentiroso do caralho, skydiver profissional, mentiroso, mentiroso, barreteiro, mentiroso do caralho, mete petas.

Me: Look at that man, he has a huge penis!!
Friend: he must be João! of course he is a João!

Me: Look João is skydiving!
Friend: It won't be that exiting...
Me: why?
Friend: Because he is João and he will use his gigantic dick not to fall
Me: AWESOMEEEE!!!!

by polish the right turd October 19, 2015