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Newton Aycliffe 

newton aycliffe is the chavist town u will ever go to I seriously suggest not to go down the burn you probably get injected with smack and the pigeons will steal ya food wherever you go (they are called rats with wings here), stay inside at night as underage drinkers hang around all the shops in town, especially the takeaway ones to shout abuse at the fat owners (like sweaty john) most takeaway shops have very low hygiene standards that probably is infected with HIV.

chav 1: "did ya get your chips mate"
chav 2: "yea but that rat with wings was eating them"
chav 3: "be glad it did mate, It's spazzing on the floor in newton aycliffe town "

Newton Aycliffe by pointlessness/dakota September 28, 2018