Pigeon

A flying bag of shit with feathers taped to it, its only known lifestyle is to eat, shit, and die.

Person 1: Dude there's shit all over my car
Person 2: It was probably a flying bag of shit
Person 1: You mean a pigeon?
Person 2: Sure, whatever you wanna call it

by pigeon cc February 28, 2018

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018