9 definitions by pianocheater
when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.
{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}
Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”
Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}
Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”
{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!
Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”
Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}
Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”
{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!
by pianocheater October 2, 2016
1. A fictional game played by Michael Che of SNL’s Weekend Update in his search to catch rare minorities at the 2016 Republican National Convention.
2. A real world, Labor Day Weekend Trumpster smart phone update where Independent Voters search in vain for something even more rare... an intelligent leader at New England for Trump HQ.
Over Labor Day Weekend, the Einsteins running New England for Trump updated their volunteers with a new Smart phone app. Outfitted with phones more intelligent than their leadership, the Trumpsters wandered door to door like Jamoke-haha witlesses in search of new voting souls willing to go over to the Trump-side.
Meanwhile over at the New England for Trump Facebook page, the admins were not only deleting critical comments and suggestions, they then blocked those potential new voters from commenting again. Thus chasing away far more new votes online than the real world wandering witlesses were gathering. (Who’s the NE 4 Trump admins’ advisor on comments, Elizabeth Warren?) Adding to the stupidity is a fact that everybody on the planet knows, but not leaders at NE for Trump...
Facebook routinely blocks conservative readers before they ever get to the Trump FB page. Most of their own die hard supporters can’t even see what those FB geniuses are posting about.
Which is why the NE for Trump FB page has fewer likes than an old lady posting photos of her cat. In 15 months, from all across the New England States, 25,000 ‘likes’ is an absolute joke.
2. A real world, Labor Day Weekend Trumpster smart phone update where Independent Voters search in vain for something even more rare... an intelligent leader at New England for Trump HQ.
Over Labor Day Weekend, the Einsteins running New England for Trump updated their volunteers with a new Smart phone app. Outfitted with phones more intelligent than their leadership, the Trumpsters wandered door to door like Jamoke-haha witlesses in search of new voting souls willing to go over to the Trump-side.
Meanwhile over at the New England for Trump Facebook page, the admins were not only deleting critical comments and suggestions, they then blocked those potential new voters from commenting again. Thus chasing away far more new votes online than the real world wandering witlesses were gathering. (Who’s the NE 4 Trump admins’ advisor on comments, Elizabeth Warren?) Adding to the stupidity is a fact that everybody on the planet knows, but not leaders at NE for Trump...
Facebook routinely blocks conservative readers before they ever get to the Trump FB page. Most of their own die hard supporters can’t even see what those FB geniuses are posting about.
Which is why the NE for Trump FB page has fewer likes than an old lady posting photos of her cat. In 15 months, from all across the New England States, 25,000 ‘likes’ is an absolute joke.
“Have you seen that Trumpemon Go idiocy here in New England?”
“OMG! I just about cracked a rib laughing. I ran a test myself by posting a comment on the New England for Trump Facebook page. They deleted it and blocked me.”
“I did you one better. I reported that I got Facebook blocked to the Hudson, MA Trumpsters. Then the leader came in and told me if I had any suggestions I should post them online... at the New England for Trump Facebook page!”
“Hahahaha. Make America Great by ending the Freedom of online Speech! Hahahahaha... go Trumpemon Go!“
“OMG! I just about cracked a rib laughing. I ran a test myself by posting a comment on the New England for Trump Facebook page. They deleted it and blocked me.”
“I did you one better. I reported that I got Facebook blocked to the Hudson, MA Trumpsters. Then the leader came in and told me if I had any suggestions I should post them online... at the New England for Trump Facebook page!”
“Hahahaha. Make America Great by ending the Freedom of online Speech! Hahahahaha... go Trumpemon Go!“
by pianocheater September 11, 2016