2 definitions by phoenix is a simp

Hasbulla

The fucking goat. He will beat the fuck out of Abdu the gay ass nigga

Person 1: Yo are you gonna wacth hasbulla and Abdu fight?
Person 2: Abdu is a stinky nonce.
Person 1: Ye fax bro hasbulla is my daddy
Person 2: what da fuck!?!

by phoenix is a simp October 19, 2021

Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 19, 2021