Sassketeer

A sassy person armed with a side order of (more) sass.

1 (Sassketeer) : "I'm so disgusting."

2 (Normalketeer) : "Shut up."

1 (Sassketeer) : "MAKE ME SHUT UP."

2 (Normalketeer) : "Someone's being a little sassketeer today."

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"Oh, look, the three sassketeers!"

by phoebewho August 16, 2011

Thext

To think you texted someone back but check your sent folder hours later and realize you never actually replied.

Self: "Why the hell have they not answered me yet? *checks sent folder* Oh, damnit. I thexted them, no wonder."

by phoebewho May 22, 2011